Top ten orange things this fall

10. CHEETOS

Feel free to crunch these in class.

9. NEMO

Only thing I’m finding these days is sadness.

8. DONALD TRUMP

Wait, didn’t we say Cheetos already?

7. REX ORANGE COUNTY

Alexa, play “Four Seasons” by Rex Orange County.

6. CANDY CORN

Halloween is over. Get this sweetened plastic out of here.

5. TRAFFIC CONES

Maybe if we put some of these out, we’ll learn how to drive without denting our cars.

4. FANTA

Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta-C?

3. LIL PUMP-KINS

Go watch Kanye and Lil Pump perform “I Love It” on SNL. Right now.

2. FALL LEAVES

Like our grades and motivation, leaves fall in the fall.

1. ORANGES

Are oranges orange because they’re oranges or are they oranges because they’re orange?