On the twelve days before finals, my true love gave to me . . . December 10, 2018 — by Justin Guo and Michael Wong On the twelve days before finals, my true love gave to me: On the twelve days before finals, my true love gave to me: 12. Advice to study early: What do you mean, finals are next week? 11 Hope: If I get a 100 on the final, I’ll have an 89.49%. And teachers round up, right? It’s doable. 10. Motivation to finish the semester: Should I even wake up today? At least let me sleep a little more. Those five extra minutes in bed will make a difference, I promise. 9. A positive and efficient working environment: After four days without Wi-Fi, I finally went outside. Just kidding. I turned on data 20 minutes into studying. 8. Food: It’s 10:30 p.m but Teaspoon is still open till 11 p.m. Down for a boba run? 7. Noise-canceling headphones: Need light music to block out the ever-present distracti- who just texted me? 6. Legible notes to study with: I don’t know where my notes went. Also on an unrelated note (pun intended), I can’t read my own handwriting. 5. Answer keys to endlessly long study guides: Well, this is kind of unfortunate. I can’t find the answers in the notes you just gave me. 4. Emotional support after throwing my math textbook across the room: Yeah, I know I’ll be OK. I’ve already accepted how OK I am. Mediocrity for life. Also, I need your textbook. Please? 🙂 3. A box of Kleenex to wipe my tears: Tears of joy after studying, of course. 2. Reminders to sleep: What? It’s only 1 a.m. I still have seven hours of studying left. 1. Nothing: It’s not like anything will save my grades anymore. thank u, next [semester] 6 views this week